Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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