I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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