i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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