What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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