He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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