Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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