Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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