I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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