she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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