and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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