Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
no, he came in my armpit
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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