I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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