Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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