omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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