I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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