party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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