And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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