Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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