Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You almost got us killed.
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