Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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