Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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