Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
