i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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