I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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