I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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