i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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