Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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