Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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