allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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