It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
found the other keg... it's in the tree
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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