He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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