I heard we made out
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.