ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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