did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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