Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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