Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm bleeding and have questions
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