They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
