judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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