at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
me + whiskey = a bad person
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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