I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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