Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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