oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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