I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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