well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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