I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Terrible idea I love it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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