Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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