Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
