sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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