I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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