True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Mom said you looked used
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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