Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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