Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Alive.
So much puke
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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