So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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