If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion