where does the pee come out of this thing
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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