My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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