This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Barsexuality is the new black.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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