Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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