I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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