I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
