party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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