I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Two words: nipple clamps
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