look no pants
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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